Dear John…You Just Got Drunk Mail
I love you! Happy 50th birthday! I’m so glad that Ngo and I were able to celebrate you last night. I’ve known you for eight years and it was love at first sight. I will always cherish pour laughs, dirty looks, nods of mutual understanding, and our like-minded behavior. Its nights like last nigh that reminds us of whats important. I have been so stressed with work and yet I will not remember this shit on my death-bed. We love you, thank you for talking us both off of ledges. I cannot think of some of the most important life changes without you being in the forefront. We ate, laughed, drank, and drank some more yesterday and as I type this I’m already dreaming about tomorrow. I love the love you and Ngo have for each other, and I’m glad I was able to bear witness to the expression of out this evening.
Note to the reader…I was beyond wasted when I wrote this. I had 7 mojitos, 2 glasses of champagne, and a bizillion laughs! I didnt spell check it, becuse I think it takes some of the passion away. I wrote this letter and then promptly passed out in my clothes, holla!