Sweet Talk

Me- “Hey babe, so that trash over there is starting to smell like D-E-A-T-H!” Him- ”Oh, ok.” Me- ”Lets take it out before we go to bed.” Side Note- This exchange is taking place at 4pm on a Sunday, and we haven’t done shit all day, so the look of exhaustion on his face, while … Continue reading

Gag Me With A Spoon